It was so sudden. How could this have happened to us? What did we do? As it turns out, we did nothing.
Jocks and Jills, a popular Atlanta sports bar, has run into legal issues, and as a result, the chain has been forced into Chapter 11 and has closed its popular Alpharetta location. Ordinarily, the disappearance of a sports bar would not bring North Atlanta to a complete standstill, but this particular shutdown has created three major problems for us:
1. The $6.00 Men's Thursday Lunch (non-alcoholic beverage and tip included) is no longer available.
2. The Perversity Council (known colloquially as P-Council) has no place to meet on Thursday evenings.
3. As a result of the closure, our favorite waitress, a young Lithuanian lady named Vaida, has disappeared and must be located post haste.
Of these three concerns, the last is obviously the most significant and critical to us. If you have any news regarding the J&J crisis, please notify a P-Council member (or me) immediately. Further contact information may be found on the Lithuanian Embassy web site. As you can see, we are taking this very seriously.
Thanks for your support.
